rant · moment 8 of 14
Meghan Markle's Jam and a Commemorative Princess Diana Jam Pitch
from Boomer Bashing & Campus Protests | The Tim Dillon Show #391 · #391
3 min
Tim mocks the release of Meghan Markle's jam brand, pitching a fictional Princess Diana blackberry jam as a petty royal-family jab.
- Ellen DeGeneres as the Illuminati's daytime TV buddy who would explain what was really going on with a whiteboard and pointer.
- Tim wishes Ellen was back now because the country needs someone like her, imagines a red phone in the green room for urgent government calls.
- Ellen's hypothetical PSA would mix dancing and fortnite choreography with claims that chemicals used on children are non-toxic.
- Meghan Markle's jam release shows how civilization ends—through dueling jams instead of actual conflict.
- Buckingham Palace should release a commemorative Princess Diana blackberry jam with her face holding an African infant, saying 'nothing is blacker.'
- Tim pitches the Princess Diana blackberry jam product as a counter-move in the royal jam war.
Ellen DeGeneresWe wish them wellMeghan MarklePrincess Diana