rant · moment 10 of 13
Florida vs. California: Alligator Attack and Crime Comparison
from The Tim Dillon Show #336 · #336
3 min
Tim contrasts a promotional Florida lifestyle video (interrupted by a graphic story of an elderly woman killed by an alligator) with LA's crime and homelessness, joking about moving to Florida despite its horrors.
- Florida pitch includes zero taxes and beautiful climate, immediately undercut by horrifying video of alligator attacking an 85-year-old grandmother by a lake
- Tim notes LA cops aren't coming anymore, considers it a positive development for the state
- Tim declares he'll move to Florida, describing LA's current conditions: hailing, snowing, homeless people smearing blood on windows
- Contrast between LA crime (robbing people in broad daylight, armed carjackings) and Florida's reptile-based dangers