ad · moment 14 of 18
Helix Sleep Ad
from The Tim Dillon Show #332 · #332
3 min
SponsorHelix Sleep
A Helix mattress sponsor read that includes a bit about his aunt's past-life-regression Nazi guilt nightmares being cured by a new mattress.
- Tim owns multiple Helix beds in his Long Island house and says they're less expensive but better than other mattresses he's bought
- Helix mattresses are tailored to sleep preferences, including options for overweight sleepers who will still create an indent despite firmness
- Tim's aunt gets up at night screaming with a knife because a past-life regression therapist determined she was a Nazi's wife in a previous life
- Since Tim's aunt got a Helix mattress, she doesn't run around the yard with a knife screaming as much
- He's spent thousands on Tempur-Pedic mattresses but considers the free Helix beds the most comfortable he owns
- Everyone who stays at Tim's Long Island house asks where he got the mattresses and is amazed when he says Helix
- Tim distances himself from his FTX advertising by claiming he's being truthful about these Helix mattresses and not lying like he did then