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Helix Sleep Ad

from The Tim Dillon Show #332 · #332

3 min

SponsorHelix Sleep

A Helix mattress sponsor read that includes a bit about his aunt's past-life-regression Nazi guilt nightmares being cured by a new mattress.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim owns multiple Helix beds in his Long Island house and says they're less expensive but better than other mattresses he's bought
  • Helix mattresses are tailored to sleep preferences, including options for overweight sleepers who will still create an indent despite firmness
  • Tim's aunt gets up at night screaming with a knife because a past-life regression therapist determined she was a Nazi's wife in a previous life
  • Since Tim's aunt got a Helix mattress, she doesn't run around the yard with a knife screaming as much
  • He's spent thousands on Tempur-Pedic mattresses but considers the free Helix beds the most comfortable he owns
  • Everyone who stays at Tim's Long Island house asks where he got the mattresses and is amazed when he says Helix
  • Tim distances himself from his FTX advertising by claiming he's being truthful about these Helix mattresses and not lying like he did then
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