rant · moment 16 of 17
Shipping Merch to Europe and Sebastian's TikTok Laziness
from The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #316 · #316
3 min
Tim jokes about shipping merch to Ireland, Scandinavia, and confusion over what counts as Europe, then turns to berating a co-host (seemingly Sebastian) for being too lazy and drunk to properly run the show's TikTok.
- Using the word 'shipping' instead of 'delivery' makes customers feel comfortable because it evokes the Navy and complexity.
- Tim's merch strategy: hoodies delivered hot and fresh to help homeless people in Los Angeles become stars, since having a home is the first step to stardom.
- Tim's TikTok account is locked after changing phone numbers and they're working with support to regain access.
- Sebastian used to make content for TikTok but they gave up on it, despite TikTok being essential for getting famous.
- Tim accuses Sebastian of being lazy about TikTok instead of actually trying, but Sebastian says his uploads get flagged for child abuse within seconds.
- A woman they know at TikTok said they'd need to bleep most content and avoid sharing most stuff from the podcast.
- Instead of following TikTok's roadmap, Sebastian spends his nights getting drunk and bowling with his wife in the Valley, pouring booze into grape slushies.
- Tim points out everyone on the podcast is drunk and on drugs except him, while Sebastian and his wife enjoy bowling alley nachos and slushies.