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Shipping Merch to Europe and Sebastian's TikTok Laziness

from The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #316 · #316

3 min

Tim jokes about shipping merch to Ireland, Scandinavia, and confusion over what counts as Europe, then turns to berating a co-host (seemingly Sebastian) for being too lazy and drunk to properly run the show's TikTok.

In this bit8 moments
  • Using the word 'shipping' instead of 'delivery' makes customers feel comfortable because it evokes the Navy and complexity.
  • Tim's merch strategy: hoodies delivered hot and fresh to help homeless people in Los Angeles become stars, since having a home is the first step to stardom.
  • Tim's TikTok account is locked after changing phone numbers and they're working with support to regain access.
  • Sebastian used to make content for TikTok but they gave up on it, despite TikTok being essential for getting famous.
  • Tim accuses Sebastian of being lazy about TikTok instead of actually trying, but Sebastian says his uploads get flagged for child abuse within seconds.
  • A woman they know at TikTok said they'd need to bleep most content and avoid sharing most stuff from the podcast.
  • Instead of following TikTok's roadmap, Sebastian spends his nights getting drunk and bowling with his wife in the Valley, pouring booze into grape slushies.
  • Tim points out everyone on the podcast is drunk and on drugs except him, while Sebastian and his wife enjoy bowling alley nachos and slushies.
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