rant · moment 15 of 17
Eating the CEOs of Junk Food Companies
from The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #316 · #316
3 min
Tim fantasizes Black Mirror-style about junk food CEOs like Mondelez being dragged out and eaten by the fat people their products created, while continuing to plug merch sizing up to 4X.
- Getting 4X hoodies is an economic issue; they're trying to source them but it's hard.
- Tim says they're trying to help homeless people with the merch sales.
- England shipping delays are Brexit's fault, not theirs.
- Ireland has civil war problems — IRA, Protestants, Catholics — and Tim isn't getting involved.
- Fans from Norway, Amsterdam, and Finland are screaming at him about shipping.
- They're solving homelessness with merchandise money.
- Tim got into comedy 12 years ago specifically to end homelessness.
- Everyone in entertainment — Jennifer Lawrence, all of them — claims they got into it to end racism and homelessness while making a couple million on the way.
- They ship to Europe, or at least they think they do.
homelessnessJennifer Lawrence