rant · moment 15 of 17

Eating the CEOs of Junk Food Companies

from The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #316 · #316

3 min

Tim fantasizes Black Mirror-style about junk food CEOs like Mondelez being dragged out and eaten by the fat people their products created, while continuing to plug merch sizing up to 4X.

In this bit9 moments
  • Getting 4X hoodies is an economic issue; they're trying to source them but it's hard.
  • Tim says they're trying to help homeless people with the merch sales.
  • England shipping delays are Brexit's fault, not theirs.
  • Ireland has civil war problems — IRA, Protestants, Catholics — and Tim isn't getting involved.
  • Fans from Norway, Amsterdam, and Finland are screaming at him about shipping.
  • They're solving homelessness with merchandise money.
  • Tim got into comedy 12 years ago specifically to end homelessness.
  • Everyone in entertainment — Jennifer Lawrence, all of them — claims they got into it to end racism and homelessness while making a couple million on the way.
  • They ship to Europe, or at least they think they do.
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homelessnessJennifer Lawrence

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