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Would Kamala Execute the Kid Robber to Win the Election

from Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405 · #405

5 min

Tim spins out a fantasy where Kamala Harris publicly executes the 11-year-old Venezuelan robber to seize Trump's tough-on-crime lane and permanently end the Republican Party, joking about Hollywood rallying behind her.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim argues an 11-year-old migrant robber deserves a short jail sentence, not execution, but also needs to be beaten up by New Yorkers.
  • Police linked roughly 10 robberies in Central Park to 12 migrant boys; Tim says you can't fight back against an 11-year-old without legal consequences.
  • Tim finds the photo of the child robber hilarious and wonders if he'll learn his lesson or become a mean adult.
  • Tim questions whether everyone coming to America actually loves it, citing Sweden becoming dangerous despite migrants' supposed love for the country.
  • Police say the 11-year-old was caught on camera using stolen credit cards from Central Park robberies linked to a Venezuelan gang.
  • Tim imagines Kamala stealing Trump's border security platform by announcing she'll deport Venezuelans.
  • Tim fantasizes about Kamala executing the 11-year-old robber on day one to send a message and win the election.
  • Tim elaborates that if Kamala publicly executes the child on live television with all of Hollywood present, she'll destroy the Republican Party.
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Kamala HarrisCentral ParkSwedenNicolás MaduroNew YorkDonald TrumpJimmy FallonJohn Chell

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