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The Gilgo Beach Killer's Family Should Capitalize

from Free Lizzo | The Tim Dillon Show #355 · #355

12 min

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Tim discusses Rex Heuermann, the suspected Gilgo Beach serial killer, his mediocre suburban-dad persona, his wife filing for divorce, and argues at length that the family should embrace and monetize their newfound infamy rather than distance themselves from it.

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  • Tim begins discussing the Gilgo Beach murder suspect Rex Heuermann and his wife filing for divorce.
  • Heuermann went on dates and obsessively discussed Gilgo Beach murders, exciting himself with details and making women uncomfortable.
  • Tim analyzes Heuermann as a mediocre middle-class Long Island architect—unremarkable in appearance, the kind of man you'd see at a grocery store picking up dinner for his family.
  • The family hasn't visited him in jail, and Tim criticizes them for abandoning him rather than visiting out of morbid curiosity.
  • Tim tells the Heuermann family they should capitalize on their connection to the murders—this is their only shot at becoming interesting people.
  • The Heuermann family needs to accept their father is a murderer, see a therapist, and then start striking while the iron is hot with media deals.
  • According to Tim, the family is now the coolest and most interesting members of every friend group they've ever been part of, entirely because of their father.
  • Tim declares this is probably the best thing that could have happened to these three people, giving their previously mundane lives stakes and meaning.
  • Admitting your father is the Gilgo Beach killer bonds you in a relationship and is actually a good thing to experience together.
  • Tim says he would immediately reconnect with a friend whose father committed serial murder, and he hopes one of his friends' dads does something like this so they can become close again.
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Gilgo Beach murdersRex HeuermannLong Island

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