rant · moment 11 of 12
Advice for Lizzo: Get Thin and Denounce the Fats
from Free Lizzo | The Tim Dillon Show #355 · #355
8 min
In a extended bit, Tim advises Lizzo to abandon body positivity, get thin, go on Joe Rogan, and rebrand herself as a wellness convert who denounces her former fat fanbase, complete with an improvised diss-track parody.
- Tim tells Lizzo she's just a singer who's fat, not a revolutionary—many fat people have been famous before.
- She's the first social media star who's actually a great musician, pressured into becoming a movement queen.
- The Big Girls show demonstrates how people with trauma project their backstories onto their weight.
- Tim's advice: Lizzo should get super thin and throw fat people under the bus.
- Detailed plan for Lizzo's redemption: get hot, write a wellness book, go on Joe Rogan, and denounce the fats.
- Tim imagines Lizzo's confession about bloated dancers, weary joints, and high-altitude performances that went wrong.
- Hot Lizzo and salad Lizzo—she should launch a keto salad dressing line targeting the wellness crowd.
- Tim riffs on a hypothetical Lizzo song from a thin version admitting she was gross and is now hot.
- Extended freestyle about thin Lizzo's physical transformation, vaginal health, and heavenly aspirations.
- Final verdict: she cannot double down as queen of the fat movement; it's time to move on entirely.
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