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Introducing Arizona, Scottsdale, and Gilbert

from Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375 · #375

2 min

Tim jokes about his limited knowledge of Arizona geography, praising Scottsdale/Paradise Valley while mocking the rest of the state as hellish desert, before introducing the town of Gilbert, Arizona and disclaiming his usual disinterest in true crime.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim notes the segment is under heavy scrutiny from censors ahead of the election, claiming he's one of the most powerful members of independent media worldwide.
  • Kids are now filming their beatings instead of just experiencing them.
  • Arizona is fine only in Scottsdale and Paradise Valley, where Tim has friends with Spanish-style desert mansions who fled California's high taxes.
  • Outside Scottsdale and Paradise Valley, Arizona is some type of hell with 115-degree heat, fake aquamarine lakes, and swan boats—essentially Mars.
  • The rest of Arizona's surface-of-Mars living conditions make those wealthy enclaves the only inhabitable parts of the state.
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