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Introducing Arizona, Scottsdale, and Gilbert
from Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375 · #375
2 min
Tim jokes about his limited knowledge of Arizona geography, praising Scottsdale/Paradise Valley while mocking the rest of the state as hellish desert, before introducing the town of Gilbert, Arizona and disclaiming his usual disinterest in true crime.
- Tim notes the segment is under heavy scrutiny from censors ahead of the election, claiming he's one of the most powerful members of independent media worldwide.
- Kids are now filming their beatings instead of just experiencing them.
- Arizona is fine only in Scottsdale and Paradise Valley, where Tim has friends with Spanish-style desert mansions who fled California's high taxes.
- Outside Scottsdale and Paradise Valley, Arizona is some type of hell with 115-degree heat, fake aquamarine lakes, and swan boats—essentially Mars.
- The rest of Arizona's surface-of-Mars living conditions make those wealthy enclaves the only inhabitable parts of the state.