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The Gilbert Goons and Arizona's Fake-Rich Families
from Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375 · #375
3 min
Tim details the "Gilbert Goons," a gang of privileged Arizona teens accused of violent attacks, riffing on how their families' Olive-Garden-style mansions and gyms make them local royalty by Arizona's low standards.
- Gilbert, Arizona is a town full of Mormons connected to the LDS church.
- Tim explains why he doesn't usually follow true crime: women fantasize about men who love them enough to kidnap them.
- He reads news from across the country and the world, breaking stories before they hit mainstream coverage.
- A marauding gang of white privileged children in Gilbert, with parents who own an Orange Theory gym, is being treated like Arizona royalty on Reddit.
- Arizona residents are so desperate living in literal hell that anyone with a kickboxing gym becomes like the Kennedys to them.
- The houses in Gilbert use outdoor fireplace finishes on their entire exterior, a detail Tim finds distressing about Arizona construction.
- Tim clarifies he respects people in Scottsdale, Paradise Valley, and the Phoenician area—not everyone in Arizona deserves criticism.
- The gang of kids killing people in the street are called the Gilbert Goons.
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