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The Oppenheim Group's Fire Victim Hustle

from Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors In LA | The Tim Dillon Show #427 · #427

8 min

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Tim continues reacting to the Oppenheim interview about price gouging on rentals and the Mansion Tax, then does an extended bit mocking the Oppenheim brothers for opportunistically advertising their services to displaced, injured fire victims.

In this bit10 moments
  • Real estate agents showed fire victims rental properties at $133,000/month, offered $20,000 upfront, and were countered at $23,000/month — 10 grand above asking.
  • Landlords are charging displaced families illegal premiums, with 15-20 people lined up waiting to rent single properties.
  • Tim jokes about repealing laws that stop him from stealing homes — if fire victims sign documents while crying, finders keepers.
  • The Oppenheim Group offers to represent displaced fire victims for free or credit back commissions they've paid.
  • Tim mocks the Oppenheim Group's marketing push to displaced families, imagining ads: 'Call me with your charred hand, we'll put you in a box for 40 grand a month.'
  • Tim suggests the real estate agents may have started the fires themselves and are now positioned to profit from the disaster.
  • News coverage frames Malibu fire victims as deserving sympathy because the homes are on a Netflix show about selling luxury real estate.
  • Average home valuations in Paliades are inflated by averaging in apartment complexes; the reality is that everyone there is wealthy.
  • Real estate agents don't need to run commercials during the crisis — they already have TV shows and billboards; displaced people will call them anyway.
  • Tim hopes the Oppenheim Group's phone gets flooded with poor people calling to take advantage of their free representation offer.
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