Interview · moment 38 of 42
Ranking the Royals: Prince Philip vs. Princess Beatrice's Photos
from An American Royal with Bert Kreischer | The Tim Dillon Show #341 · #341
3 min
Guest
They riff on favorite British royals, praising Prince Philip's 'quiet dignity' and joking cruelly about unflattering photos of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie.
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