rant · moment 16 of 19
Austin and Miami Cost of Living Crisis, Californians Ruining Everything
from A Victimless Crime with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show #359 · #359
3 min
Tim cites Austin's rising cost of living stats, jokes about Joe Rogan needing bodyguards, and argues Californians make every city they move to both more expensive and worse due to their lack of edge.
- Austin is now more expensive than LA, so people living there need to find ways to financially better themselves or live under a bridge.
- A family of four in Austin needs $4,241 monthly just for expenses without rent — the economic zombies are coming for the comedy club.
- Miami has become the most expensive city in America, so expensive that people are diving into the ocean or swimming back to Cuba.
- Californians move to places and make them more expensive and worse — they lack the right edge and put pecans in salads.
- Tim describes LA as having only two types of people: those who don't care at all or those manic on pills, with no sane middle ground.
- Malibu families dressed in white, looking like a cult, sit eating strawberry sorbet while staring at each other in complete detachment.
- Flash mobs might become large enough that people will have to pick a side and decide whether to join the mob or align with something stronger.
- A swing back to Evangelical Christianity is coming as the only thing that can restore order and put Pandora back in the box.
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