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Sbarro Breakfast Buffet and Ripping Bong Hits on the Tour Bus

from A Time Gone By with H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | The Tim Dillon Show #364 · #364

2 min

Tim confesses to eating at the Times Square Sbarro breakfast buffet before giving NYC tour bus tours, and describes sneaking bong hits at the back of the bus while giving half-hearted tours, praising Russian tourists for not snitching.

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  • Tim describes eating at the Sbarro breakfast buffet in Times Square while working as a tour guide in New York.
  • His technique: take a frozen hash brown patty, add scrambled eggs and bacon, then make a sandwich with the patty on top.
  • Tim would eat at Sbarro before giving tours on the bus, which clearly affected his performance and tip earnings.
  • During tours, Tim would sometimes sneak to the back of the bus and attempt to smoke weed without being noticed by passengers.
  • Russians on the tour bus wouldn't snitch, unlike Americans who Tim describes as rats by nature and quick to report rule-breaking.
  • His method for smoking on the bus: palm it, hide it to the side, take a few hits, then toss it off the bus before continuing the tour.
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