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Francis Ellis and Caruso Campaign Ad Fantasy

from #302 - Put Them In A Big Pot | The Tim Dillon Show · #302

2 min

Tim briefly mentions upcoming guest Francis Ellis and Barstool Sports, then imagines a grotesque Caruso campaign ad involving a gun and a sex act as a metaphor for loving LA.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim jokes that they don't have school shootings because their kids are too stupid and traffic themselves on OnlyFans instead.
  • Francis Ellis from Barstool Sports came up — Tim recounts that he made a joke on a blog about a dead woman and lost his job over it.
  • Tim describes a fantasy campaign ad concept for Rick Caruso where a model performs oral sex while he holds a gun to her head and talks about loving LA.
  • In the fantasy ad, Caruso describes LA's magic while the woman's head bobs, then announces he's close and jams the gun into her head as the ad ends with a disclaimer.
  • Tim concludes the fantasy ad with the paid-for disclaimer: 'This ad was paid for by Rick Caruso.'
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Francis EllisRick CarusoBarstool Sports

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