rant · moment 14 of 22
Imagining Rick Caruso's Real Pride Parade Speech
from #302 - Put Them In A Big Pot | The Tim Dillon Show · #302
7 min
A long improvised bit imagining Rick Caruso giving a shockingly honest, depraved pride parade speech about LA's history of debauchery, closeted celebrities, and hatred for 'fat lesbian' TV writers, name-dropping Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, and Bryan Singer.
- Tim notes it's Pride Month and wonders if Rick Caruso will attend the parade.
- Gay people who are rich want Caruso to clean up the city, unlike fat social media critics on Hulu shows.
- Tim imagines Rick Caruso dressed as a leather daddy at a Pride float, giving a speech about making the city safe.
- In the speech, Caruso laments that the city used to be a place where men could have anonymous sex in parks without interruption.
- Caruso's speech includes praising LA for producing artists like Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, and Brett Ratner.
- Tim has Caruso blame fat lesbians for ruining LA and claim the city used to be about cruelty and evil.
- Tim pivots to describing what a real inspiring speech about LA would be: a city where people destroy themselves to reinvent.
- LA is a city about freedom where people befriend demons, and Caruso ends by screaming he wants blood.
- Caruso's closing argument: lesbians used to stay quiet in the Valley, but now fat lesbian comedy writers with no humor dominate the city.
- Tim dismisses education credentials as irrelevant New York nonsense.
Harvey WeinsteinBrian SingerKevin SpaceyRick CarusoBrett RatnerFrancis Ellis