rant · moment 18 of 28
Blaming His Wife for Moving to Texas
from #273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop | The Tim Dillon Show · #273
3 min
A bit arguing with his wife/producer about being tricked into moving to Texas because of Joe Rogan, including jokes about her family's wedding culture on Long Island versus Texas.
- Tim accuses his wife of hoodwinking him about moving to Texas, claiming she secretly got excited to go back because it's her culture, not his.
- Sheriffs worked his wife's wedding to make sure people didn't drink too much — something Tim says is completely outside his culture.
- Tim describes people who want to return to Texas as animals, though he acknowledges part of him wanted to go back to Long Island.
- At his wife's wedding, her sister gave birth during the reception and the newborn immediately started eating ribs — an event that made Tim deeply uncomfortable and no one else seemed to care.
- His wife moved the family to Texas after listening to Joe Rogan, claiming it would be good for Tim's comedy career at Rogan's new club.
- Tim jokes that it would be funny if Rogan's comedy club was just called Vaccines.