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Bird Dogs Shorts and the Secretly Gay Friend Fantasy
from #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show · #267
5 min
SponsorBird Dogs
The Bird Dogs shorts ad turns into an extended, filthy hypothetical about a married man secretly having sex with his friend because he resents his wife.
- Tim describes Bird Dogs shorts as so comfortable you don't need underwear and can pull your dick out directly into the environment.
- The inside texture is like being jerked off or fingered, which leads to Tim defending the experience of fingering yourself during orgasm.
- Tim explains that Bird Dogs are cool shorts and he judges anyone not wearing them as having failed at life.
- A friend asking about your shorts in a complimentary way isn't gay, but then you suck each other off later anyway.
- Tim elaborates a fantasy about a married man whose friend has an average to below-average dick that fits in his mouth and he performs well.
- The married man's wife is stupid, spoiled by her father's money, and made a mistake with him, so he uses his gay friend as an escape.
- The fantasy involves wanting to tell his wife at dinner that he sucks dick and wanting it to be real, feeling pubic hair in his throat to spite her.
- Bird Dogs shorts enable you to get into spite-sucking situations that aren't actually gay because the real problem is marrying the wrong woman.
- Promo code tim dillon at birddogs.com gets you a free whistle ball with your shorts order.