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Sheath Underwear and the Blackmail Veteran
from #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show · #267
3 min
SponsorSheath Underwear
A Sheath Underwear ad read spirals into a fabricated story about the company's owner Robert Patron supposedly being a veteran whose job was procuring children to blackmail warlords.
- Tim praises Sheath underwear for its pouch design that prevents chafing.
- Robert Patron, the company owner, is a veteran with an extreme story.
- Tim explains Patron's military job was to entrap officials by providing them children for sex to enable blackmail operations.
- Anyone can shoot a bad guy overseas, but kidnapping children to provide to warlords for blackmail is the genuinely difficult work.
- Tim calls this real patriotism, not the flag-waving kind.