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The Deep Covid Clean, the Meth Maid at CVS, and the Onion Rings Guy at Dairy Queen

from #227 - Sober Up | The Tim Dillon Show · #227

4 min

Tim describes a maid couple doing an unrequested "deep covid clean" that fumigated his house with bleach, the trip to CVS for candles where a meth-addled clerk gives them attitude, and a bizarre Dairy Queen drive-thru encounter with a man screaming for onion rings and an extensive slushy order next to a Subway drive-thru window.

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  • Tim's maid and her husband performed an uninvited deep Covid clean that filled his house with overwhelming chemical smell.
  • Ben walked in and immediately started watering eyes and coughing from the bleach fumes.
  • At CVS, a meth-addicted employee with an attitude refused to help them find candles, insisting on Glade plug-ins instead.
  • Tim confronted the CVS employee about the difference between candles and plug-ins, bringing up that the state took her child.
  • At Dairy Queen, a man in a stalled pickup truck screamed "onion rings" out his window at the sky instead of using the speaker box.
  • The car in front of the screaming man was slowly reciting every type of slushie available at 11 p.m. while the Onion Rings Guy lost his mind.
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