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Dan's Cult Childhood vs. Real Horror

from #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show · #225

3 min

Tim contrasts his opening act Dan's Christian cult upbringing in Texas with his own trauma, praising Dan for not understanding real horrors and thus being a relaxing presence.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim values having Dan around because Dan doesn't understand he has problems, unlike Tim who catalogs his suffering constantly.
  • Tim contrasts real horror with mundane complaints, asking why Dan's cult trauma means they can't just have chocolate mousse in a parking lot.
  • Dan's biggest problem is that his mom was mean to him once, which Tim finds laughable compared to real suffering.
  • Tim's mother collected Disney toy sets under her bed, and during Hurricane Sandy they all floated down the street in Long Island.
  • When Tim starts screaming about horrors, Dan responds with irrelevant questions about girls in pools at frats, missing the point entirely.
  • Tim goes to the gym and has to see skinny cancer-looking people on the way out, which depresses him every day.
  • Tim keeps Dan around because he needs someone oblivious to balance out his own darkness and complaints.
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