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Rest Stop Milkshakes and Telling Kids to Skip College

from #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show · #221

5 min

He describes gross 'f'real' rest stop milkshakes and trucker food, then tells parents to skip sending kids to college and get them jobs instead, tying back into Arizona's ignorance and comparing it to Long Island.

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  • Tell your kid not to go to college—have them work at a rest stop instead of taking out student loans to listen to professors.
  • Rest stops sell 'for real' milkshakes that require mixing in a machine, which is what people actually drink on American roads.
  • Human traffickers are drinking for real milkshakes and old donuts with flies, beer, and cigarettes at rest stops.
  • Tim respects the leathery turquoise-jewelry Arizona woman archetype, a kind of demon he's always found compelling.
  • Arizona residents pride themselves on ignorance like Long Island does, which can be terrifying when times are difficult.
  • Salt Lake City is desolate with only a few Mormons running businesses; the Marriott family is Mormon and clean people.
  • Tim's cousin was excommunicated from the Mormon church at 17 for unclear reasons, and Mormons are strict about it.
  • You cannot get excommunicated from Catholicism, but Bill O'Reilly tried to have his wife excommunicated from the church.
  • Bill O'Reilly trying to damn his wife to hell forever is one of Tim's favorite things he's ever done, a testament to his character.
  • O'Reilly presented himself as fair and balanced while trying to get his wife eternally damned, picturing himself in heaven while she burns below.
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Bill O'ReillyArizonaSalt LakeMormonsLong IslandMarriott family

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