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Arizona Is the Worst State in the Union

from #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show · #221

6 min

A sustained rant trashing Arizona's heat, culture, restaurants like the Fried Bread House, and the general vibe of the state, plus a tangent on being sick of red rock canyons and national parks.

In this bit9 moments
  • Tim declares Arizona the worst state in the union with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
  • The only good things about Arizona are hot people, aspiring porn stars, and guys running Ponzi schemes in Scottsdale.
  • Tim calls the entire state of Arizona an embarrassment and suggests it should be firebombed.
  • Phoenix's best restaurant serves fried bread with refried beans, which Tim finds disgusting.
  • Tim expresses disgust with the American West's hokey frontier aesthetic and red clay canyons.
  • A 24-year-old opening act gushes about natural beauty while Tim insists civilization, not rock formations, is what's actually beautiful.
  • Describes Arizona residents as tan, leathery people who spend their lives marinating in vodka.
  • Government policy assumes everyone wants to live, but many people's actions suggest otherwise.
  • New York City authorities tried to shut down the Hasidic Jews, but they aren't complying with restrictions.
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