rant · moment 22 of 27

Serving Alcohol Illegally at a Pet Store

from #216 - A Good Deal | The Tim Dillon Show · #216

3 min

A Q&A-style story about illegally serving liquor at a pet store on Independence Day and Halloween, including drunk bird lovers and homeless patrons getting kicked out.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim on why people who frequent national parks are sick and mentally ill.
  • Tim dismisses bigfoot and aliens as explanations; doesn't care much about the topic.
  • People seeking nature in national parks have something to hide and are very sick.
  • Ten-day camping trips in national parks indicate someone is unwell and secretive.
  • Extended time in the woods is evidence of being out of your mind, spiritually or otherwise.
  • Tim rejects the advice to go to Joshua Tree with mushrooms to figure out your life.
  • His alternative solution: pull off the 10 East and swallow a Desert Eagle.
Mentioned here

Joshua TreeYellowstonenational parkspeople disappearing in national parksZion National ParkThe Cold Vanish

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