rant · moment 22 of 27
Serving Alcohol Illegally at a Pet Store
from #216 - A Good Deal | The Tim Dillon Show · #216
3 min
A Q&A-style story about illegally serving liquor at a pet store on Independence Day and Halloween, including drunk bird lovers and homeless patrons getting kicked out.
- Tim on why people who frequent national parks are sick and mentally ill.
- Tim dismisses bigfoot and aliens as explanations; doesn't care much about the topic.
- People seeking nature in national parks have something to hide and are very sick.
- Ten-day camping trips in national parks indicate someone is unwell and secretive.
- Extended time in the woods is evidence of being out of your mind, spiritually or otherwise.
- Tim rejects the advice to go to Joshua Tree with mushrooms to figure out your life.
- His alternative solution: pull off the 10 East and swallow a Desert Eagle.
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