rant · moment 9 of 22
Noses, Highborn Faces, and Jews Running the World
from #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show · #189
3 min
Tim discusses his own 'European facial structure,' argues that certain nose shapes signal class origin, and riffs on his friend Michael's 'lowborn' bent nose versus Jewish noses.
- Tim describes the surreal experience of eating at Cheesecake Factory with its massive columns and Xena Warrior Princess set design.
- The Cheesecake Factory's herb crusted salmon and mashed potatoes—injected with sugar, fat, and butter—rank among its few decent dishes.
- An anti-condiment movement is gaining traction, with people claiming it's white trash to like ketchup and mayonnaise.
- Tim discusses facial structure, distinguishing between highborn European features and lowborn faces, using his own childhood appearance as an example.
- Tim claims highborn people don't inherently make better people, but "inherently and biologically" they do.
- Michael has the classic lowborn bent nose with a hook—the working-class mark of someone who screams nobody.
- A big nose on a Jew signals someone with their shit together, whereas a bent working-class nose identifies factory workers and slobs.
- Michael rejects condiments entirely—no ketchup, no mayonnaise—which Tim dismisses as ridiculous.
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