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Noses, Highborn Faces, and Jews Running the World

from #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show · #189

3 min

Tim discusses his own 'European facial structure,' argues that certain nose shapes signal class origin, and riffs on his friend Michael's 'lowborn' bent nose versus Jewish noses.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim describes the surreal experience of eating at Cheesecake Factory with its massive columns and Xena Warrior Princess set design.
  • The Cheesecake Factory's herb crusted salmon and mashed potatoes—injected with sugar, fat, and butter—rank among its few decent dishes.
  • An anti-condiment movement is gaining traction, with people claiming it's white trash to like ketchup and mayonnaise.
  • Tim discusses facial structure, distinguishing between highborn European features and lowborn faces, using his own childhood appearance as an example.
  • Tim claims highborn people don't inherently make better people, but "inherently and biologically" they do.
  • Michael has the classic lowborn bent nose with a hook—the working-class mark of someone who screams nobody.
  • A big nose on a Jew signals someone with their shit together, whereas a bent working-class nose identifies factory workers and slobs.
  • Michael rejects condiments entirely—no ketchup, no mayonnaise—which Tim dismisses as ridiculous.
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