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Get a Life: Political Hashtag Activists Are Doomed

from #179 - Sal Vulcano | The Tim Dillon Show · #179

3 min

Tim rants against online political obsessives who think tweeting about Trump or Elizabeth Warren will save them, telling them to get real lives, get married, and stop pretending the revolution is coming.

In this bit9 moments
  • Liz lost her foot to diabetes but she's back playing the hits on her comeback tour
  • Politically active people on Twitter are going to realize the system will crush them like everybody else
  • Tim urges listeners to get a life, get married, have kids, stop cocooning on Twitter with losers
  • Care about real people in real life instead of jumping on hashtags
  • Elizabeth Warren and Donald Trump don't care about you; you're a statistic to them
  • Your tweets won't save you and politicians eating children aren't going to be influenced by your letters
  • People who write about and talk politics are kids who've never been invited to parties and have had their souls replaced by teleprompters and listicles
  • Political commentators on MSNBC and Fox just spout inane nonsense with nothing in their eyes
  • Tim suggests people start a drug business, become crisis actors, or fake terrorist attacks instead of being politically online
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