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Hotel Bracelets and Stolen Vacations in Clearwater

from #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show · #172

2 min

Tim describes an over-secured resort in Clearwater, Florida requiring bracelets to move between pool, beach, and lobby, joking that it's meant to stop people from "stealing" other people's vacations.

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  • Hotels have nine bolts on every door because somebody apparently disemboweled a family at a Marriott that Tim wasn't aware of.
  • Tim stayed at a resort in Clearwater Florida where they gave him a bracelet to use at different areas—pool, beach, lobby—like a series of gates.
  • The security exists because people are apparently stealing other people's vacations by showing up to the pool and sitting there.
  • Hotels need security but there has to be a middle ground between no security and feeling like you're in an underground bunker under Washington DC.
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