rant · moment 10 of 41
The Imagined Hotel Elevator Murder
from #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show · #172
2 min
Tim invents a hypothetical mass-murder-in-a-hotel-elevator backstory to explain why hotel security systems have become so paranoid and excessive.
- Tim describes an imagined murder in a hotel elevator over a bad breakfast buffet complaint.
- The victim supposedly had a steak knife plunged into their throat, leading to the hotel's heavy security overhaul.
- Tim questions where to carry a credit card when it keeps demagnetizing near a phone, asking if he should put it in his ass.
- Everyone in elevators frantically waves demagnetized cards at sensors like psychopaths just trying to reach their rooms.
- Tim concludes that letting people occasionally get killed would be preferable to dealing with this level of security theater.