Wix Ad: The Internet Is the Only Real World

• 58:34Tim wishes he was in a dark room online scrolling instead of floating in the Pacific Ocean.
• 59:04The virtual world is now the real world; the natural world is fake and inverse.
• 59:25He doesn't care about births, deaths, or birds landing on decks unless they appear in high-resolution photos on a personal website.
• 1:00:07Wix lets you build a website using their AI design intelligence or choose from 500 stunning templates.
• 1:00:55Tim would rather read someone's story about their mother's cancer battle while eating cereal at 2 a.m. than hear it in person with fish breath.
• 1:01:36Sex dolls and breeding banks are coming; people just need to invest time in their brand and put it online.
• 1:01:58He might visit someone's website and buy something, but only if he doesn't have to see them in person.
• 1:02:37Wix costs only $15 a month for a professional-looking website.
• 1:02:55Tim Dylan's gonna hell dot com offers $10 off premium plans via a link at the bottom of the site.
• 1:03:13There is no salvation outside of being online in a box.

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