rant · moment 12 of 18
Sell Seashells Online, Skip Colbert and Fallon
from 161 - The Los Angeles Liars · #161
2 min
A closing riff off the Wix pitch mocking late-night hosts Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon as empty spectacle compared to just going online.
- Tim pitches selling seashells online to Irish women who will use them as ashtrays.
- He warns against watching Stephen Colbert instead, describing his content as repetitive Trump jokes.
- Jimmy Fallon's show gets the same treatment—absurdist sketches with celebrities at chain restaurants.
- Tim urges buying the Wix plan to escape this entertainment hell.