rant · moment 13 of 27
Fantasies About Prison and Getting Raped by a Gang Leader
from 157 - Cancel Your Family · #157
3 min
A tangent about Tim's fear of false confessions landing him in prison, spiraling into a bit about wanting to hook up with a built gang member.
- Tim describes a guy named Ben Avery getting called by airlines, then returning to Bojangles at Charlotte Airport to eat a second meal before his next flight five hours later.
- Tim's parents insist he visit a cottage twenty minutes from their house, which they're considering as a smaller alternative before potentially selling their main property and moving to Florida.
- Tim's father pivots to inviting him to a friend's house with a pool instead, expecting him to swim with strangers he's never met and eat their food.
- Tim identifies the casual, dismissive attitude toward plans as a Boomer mentality—show up if you want, don't if you don't, nobody really cares.
- Tim calls the next day to say he might visit, then tells them he's leaving tomorrow and will just Uber from the train station.
- Tim's parents start arguing about whether his Uber will be too expensive and whose responsibility it is to pick him up, with his father inventing a car Tim doesn't actually own.
- Tim tells his parents he doesn't love either of them and just wants to go swimming, then cancels the whole visit by claiming he has a meeting.
BoomersBen AveryBojanglesLong IslandCharlotte AirportFlorida