rant · moment 12 of 27
Visiting the Epstein/El Chapo Prison
from 157 - Cancel Your Family · #157
3 min
Tim and Devin recount visiting the Metropolitan Detention Center holding Epstein and El Chapo, encountering a creepy man at the window and a security guard excited about the facility's famous inmates.
- Tim unsure what the window at the Metropolitan Detention Center actually was — a cell or something else.
- Takashi 6ix9ine might have been held at MDC, though he's actually in Rikers awaiting trial.
- Devon worries about what would happen in prison, loves crime shows about false confessions.
- Tim admits he's jumpy and could see himself falsely confessing under pressure, then getting raped for 80 years.
- Devon's fantasy: sleeping with a really built gang leader from the Bronx, preferably a murderer.
- Tim thinks sleeping with a murderer is a waste — better to see what they can "win at the table," test their power.
- Tim's father misses his connecting flight because he eats Bojangles at Charlotte airport and falls asleep like an idiot.