Would You Fuck Your Cousin/Brother? The Incest Bit

• 26:49Tim wants to start his own family and leave Long Island instead of staying for obligatory family gatherings.
• 27:08Tim says he'd fuck his brother if he had one, and would do it right in front of the brother's wife.
• 27:44He has no problem fucking a cousin or brother with consent, and suggests having a baby to see what happens.
• 28:12Tim describes his fantasy: Christmas morning in a Bavarian castle with St. Bernards, Bavarian cream pie, and being mounted by a mysterious long-lost brother.
• 29:03The brother reveals via blood test that they're related right before finishing inside Tim, who says "good."
• 30:10After sex, the brother offers Tim a monthly stipend because he was adopted by millionaires and wants to help him live comfortably.
• 30:49Guest notes Tim's fantasy is realistic and may actually happen, unlike many people's over-the-top fantasies.
• 31:37Tim says what he needs is his own life, a brother who will fuck him, and pay for him.
• 31:48Tim defends the incest talk by noting Wolf of Wall Street went further and that they're just pushing boundaries.
• 32:21Tim feels disconnected from his family because none of his cousins have kids, which he says is the whole point of Christmas.
• 33:13Guest says children spending time together makes the holidays worth it, and criticizes Tim's life as aimless and self-indulgent.
• 34:06Tim says he's sick of having Christmas with desperados and doesn't want to keep going to family gatherings.
• 34:40Tim got in a recent argument with his brother about multidimensional physics theories, with the brother being condescending.
• 35:28The physics debate started with Tim disagreeing about the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, where every choice creates a new universe.
• 35:57Tim says he would fuck Jerry O'Connell from Sliders and wants to watch the show again with his dad.
• 36:52Tim argues that the holidays should be when you branch out and start your own family, separate from your old family.
• 37:56Guest suggests Tim adopt a baby with someone, but Tim insists he just wants to go to Bavaria and be fucked in a castle for Christmas.
• 38:26Tim settles on the idea of traveling to Bavaria once a year to get fucked by the same paid male actor pretending to be his brother.

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