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Where to Live: Texas, Corporal Punishment, and the Elephant Painting

from Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine) · #111

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5 min

Tim muses about escaping New York for a boring suburb of Dallas or Texas generally, jokes about wanting more childhood corporal punishment, and shares a disturbing anecdote about elephants being beaten to train them to paint.

In this bit9 moments
  • 44:45Tim explains his preference for Texas, particularly Dallas suburbs, over high-frequency cities like New York.
  • 45:23He argues Texas is appealing because it's lawful and everyone's armed, then pivots to saying he didn't receive enough corporal punishment as a child.
  • 45:54Cincinnati fried chicken was disappointing; Tim wants to attend a real cookout like the ones at black communities.
  • 46:28He jokes about white potato salad at cookouts and contrasts Southern food traditions with Connecticut, comparing them to Italian cooking.
  • 47:14Tim mentions ice cream trucks fighting each other with bats over territory in the summer.
  • 47:41An elephant painting its own portrait on Facebook turned out to be the result of beatings and torture.
  • 48:02Tim observes that very few beaten things become artists, suggesting the elephant's artistic ability required abuse.
  • 48:15He claims he would eat endangered species and human meat if prepared well, with no ethical objection.
  • 49:00They propose interviewing a chef about eating practices and mention Mario Batali, who harassed restaurant staff as 'the red menace.'
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Mario BataliTexasNew OrleansNew YorkBeverly HillsUpper East Side of ManhattanCarolinesMark ChalafousCincinnati, OhioDallas

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