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Tim 'Performs Surgery' on a Fresh Pie and Rates the Slices

from Pizza Hut Buffet · #32

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3 min

Tim excitedly builds a mound of pizza from a fresh pie, they compare it to Taco Bell's pizza combo and Domino's, meet the shy waitress with the Diet Pepsi mix-up, and speculate on the mystery origins of the mushrooms and pepperoni.

In this bit7 moments
  • 10:28Tim performs surgery on a pie using two spatulas like wishbones and picks at it aggressively.
  • 11:10He seems happier than he's been in weeks while ladling sauce into a cup and assembling a massive mound of pizza on one plate.
  • 11:24Pizza Hut pie tastes better than Taco Bell but falls short of great—it's just not satisfying.
  • 11:54Tim compares the pizza to Domino's and introduces a waitress named Diet Pepsi who doesn't want to speak on air.
  • 12:25He can't identify what's wrong with the pizza but suspects it's full of something unsatisfying.
  • 12:38The mushrooms look genetically engineered, grown on some agro-industrial farm before traveling to this strip mall on Long Island.
  • 13:02The slice has more oil than cheese and the pepperonis are unidentifiable.
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