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Cold Open: Alien Tech and Foam Parties in Miami

from Zohran’s Victory, Air Traffic Chaos, & Government Shutdown | The Tim Dillon Show #469 · #469

1 min

A sketchy voice claiming to be from asteroid ThreeI Atlas offers technology, spiraling into a bit about people fleeing NYC for Miami foam parties at Marco Rubio's after Mamdani's election.

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  • Tim jokes that people fleeing NYC under the new Muslim socialist mayor will need alien technology to pay for free buses and government grocery stores.
  • People in this area think they have money like California, but they're actually just white trash.
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