Interview · moment 20 of 24

Austin vs. New York, and Meeting the Devil in L.A.

from Two Greatest Minds of The Century (Gary Vaynerchuk) | The Tim Dillon Show #324 · #324

4 min

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They riff on Austin's barbecue-and-lesbians reputation versus New York, Gary's refusal to ever live there or in L.A./Miami/Detroit/Florida, comparing New York loyalty to Jets fandom, and Tim tells a story about a delusional double-decker tour guide named Bernie loyal to the Bronx and Yankees.

In this bit7 moments
  • Everyone's saying Austin is the next thing, but Tim argues it's actually a dump and the people moving there are insane.
  • Tim declares he will never live in Austin, LA, Detroit, or Florida—he's staying in New York.
  • The deciding factor for staying in New York: the Jets.
  • Tim recalls a tour guide named Bernie in the Bronx who refused to move despite being broke, staying only for the Yankees.
  • New York has everything—it's crowded, full of people, and there's nothing Austin has that the city doesn't already offer.
  • Tim moved to LA because you have to get close to the devil in the entertainment business before he eats your soul.
  • As a kid, Tim was drawn to cynical, sarcastic adults who smoked outside and said rude things—he wanted to do that for a living.
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