rant · moment 21 of 31
Killing Your Kids With Blackstone Griddles
from Trump's Cabinet | The Tim Dillon Show #417 · #417
3 min
Tim rants about parents on social media cooking commercial-grade processed food for their obese children on Blackstone griddles, mocking the backlash comments they get online.
- Tim calls for government intervention to stop people from cooking processed food on Blackstone griddles at 2 AM.
- A whole genre of internet videos features people poisoning their own children by cooking Costco and BJ's processed food on commercial Blackstone griddles at home.
- People are buying commercial restaurant supply food and cooking it in their houses like they're short-order cooks, cracking 19 eggs and making 40 pancakes on the Blackstone.
- Obese children crawl out of a pit to eat the massive quantities of Blackstone-cooked processed food, while comments beg parents to feed them better food instead.
- Fat mothers respond to criticism by defending their right to feed their kids garbage, embodying the current internet dynamic.
- Tim pivots to British people documenting gas station food, mentioning someone stopping at Greggs for a corned beef pasty.
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