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RFK's Coming War on Junk Food
from Trump's Cabinet | The Tim Dillon Show #417 · #417
5 min
Tim goes on an extended riff imagining RFK Jr. banning McDonald's items, targeting the fattest U.S. states with a 'fat map,' and demanding fast food shut down late at night, reminiscing about Taco Bell runs with Ray.
- RFK is going to try to make people healthier, though Tim doubts it will work and thinks cleaning out health agencies will be harder than reforming the CIA.
- Tim argues Nestle is more powerful than the CIA and that food corporations are too deeply entrenched for RFK to effectively challenge.
- Tim calls for RFK to ban junk foods including the McGriddle, brown sugar oatmeal, and breakfast variety packs to force Americans toward healthier options.
- RFK's assessment of Trump's diet: KFC or Big Mac when lucky, everything else considered inedible—but taking the Big Mac away risks losing Trump's support.
- RFK should focus on school lunches and changing children's eating habits as the real leverage point for broader dietary reform.
- Tim imagines RFK touring America's fattest states—Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma, West Virginia, Iowa—to personally confront the obesity crisis.
- The mental image Tim wants: RFK taking food directly out of someone's hand in Alabama with the headline simply reading 'it's over.'
- Food is the one area where America genuinely needs fascism—aggressive government shutdown of harmful fast food and late-night availability.
- Tim and Ray drove through Taco Bell at 1:45 a.m. ordering Mexican pizza, supreme cheese pizza with tomato sauce, and Baja Chicken gorditas—a routine killed when chains closed early.