rant · moment 19 of 23
Nobody Knows Who the Olympic Stars Are Anymore
from Trump Assassination Theories & The Bowels Of Power | The Tim Dillon Show #402 · #402
2 min
Tim struggles to name any current Olympic athletes, reminisces about watching with his father and stars like Apolo Ohno and Picabo Street, and laments no one cares like they used to.
- Tim compares an Olympic athlete's appearance to a serial killer and Alien Weenus.
- The Olympics were fun when America dominated and occasionally got comeuppance from rival powers.
- Tim argues you can't have the Olympics unless everyone competes or no one does—Russia and North Korea should all be in.
- Politics shouldn't mix with sports, but a Russian announcer makes the point that Americans in Iraq were never sanctioned in the sports world.
- Tim says the real drama is Russians and Ukrainians, Israelis and Palestinians competing against each other—not boring countries like Sweden.
- Countries actually at war competing would make the Olympics fun again.
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