rant · moment 9 of 14
The Realtor Threatens to Have Them Killed
from Tim Dillon vs The New York Post
3 min
The bit escalates into an imagined scenario where the realtor, tied to oligarchs and Putin, threatens to kill them, followed by a scheme involving a fake dying wish to sneak into an apartment and vandalize it.
- Realtor tells them she'll kill both of them, claims she sells condos to tyrants and taxes Vladimir Putin weekly.
- Tim explains the threat is foreseeable given realtors' connections to oligarchs and despots worldwide.
- Tim jokes about oligarchs being upset with the realtor, then pivots to a hypothetical plan involving a dying man's final wish.
- The scheme: get the realtor to show a Central Park apartment to a terminally ill person, then destroy it from the inside.
- Tim describes the chaos—feigning anaphylactic shock while his co-host acts like a whirling dervish shouting "hell Satan" in the apartment.
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