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The Disney World Photo-Op Brawl
from They Come & Go | The Tim Dillon Show #347 · #347
7 min
News
Tim plays and reacts to a local news clip of a family brawl at Disney World's Magic Kingdom over a photo op, riffing on modern newscaster fashion, the type of people who go to Disney, and floating a trip to Shanghai Disneyland instead.
- A Disney World photo-op fight breaks out when families clash near the Magic Kingdom entrance.
- Tim critiques modern news broadcasters for looking unprofessional and poorly dressed compared to old-school newscasters.
- He expresses disgust at family violence erupting during what should be a magical vacation moment.
- Looking at the crowd footage, Tim describes Disney World attendees as a parade of heinous creatures.
- Tim questions how people with the apparent lack of self-control could afford to visit Disney World.
- He finds irony in conservative criticism of Disney's supposed cultural issues while families brawl on-camera.
- Tim proposes a screening process for Disney World entry, interviewing visitors about their likelihood of getting into fights.
- He refuses to take his Chinese godson to an American Disney park and would choose Shanghai Disneyland instead.
- Shanghai Disneyland employees are supposedly former brawlers who now cannot leave the park.
- Tim considers doing his next special from China rather than America.
- Shanghai Disneyland Park represents the better option for a family trip to a theme park.
Disney WorldShanghai Disneyland ParkRhonda Sanders