rant · moment 13 of 30
Turning the Chemical Spill into a Personal Brand
from The Tim Dillon Show #335 · #335
2 min
Tim jokes that East Palestine residents, especially attractive ones or young activists, should use the disaster to become influencers like Parkland survivors or Greta Thunberg.
- Tim advises good-looking people in East Palestine to capitalize on the chemical spill by becoming influencers, dancing in front of the smoke to get noticed.
- Parkland shooting survivors and Greta Thunberg built fame from their moments—climate activists now have the same opportunity without needing college or a bad job.
- People reporting headaches, chest tightness, and eye pain are actually just anxious about getting national attention, not experiencing real toxic exposure effects.
- Tim dismisses someone claiming the worst cough of their life as drama queen behavior during the spill.
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