Interview · moment 22 of 37
Hawaiian Spirits and Rich People's Beach Immunity
from The Great Shark Debate | The Tim Dillon Show #356 · #356
2 min
Guest
Tim jokes about Hawaiian ancestor-spirit shark beliefs clashing with tourist crime, then argues wealthy homeowners in Malibu or Southampton should be exempt from shark danger.
- In Hawaiian spirituality, the spirit of your ancestor goes into a shark.
- The moment you leave the Four Seasons in Maui, spirituality vanishes and someone puts a gun in your mouth for your luggage.
- If a person's spirit goes into a shark after death, wouldn't you want that to happen to the person who mugged you?
- Tim argues that if you own a house in Southampton, Malibu, or Palm Beach and paid enough money, sharks should know not to touch you.