rant · moment 9 of 9
Salt & Straw's Bizarre Summer Ice Cream Flavors Taste Test
from Suburban Villain | The Tim Dillon Show #357 · #357
6 min
Tim mocks Dwayne Johnson-owned ice cream chain Salt & Straw's weird flavors like mustard fudge potato chip and fried chicken ice cream, taste-testing them live in studio and finding most disgusting except the sour cherry pie, then makes a dark aside about scattering his late mother's ashes in Maui.
- Salt and Straw, partially owned by Dwayne The Rock Johnson, has released insane summer flavors including chocolate potato salad, mustard ice cream, and fried chicken.
- Salt and Straw keeps doing ridiculous things like olive oil and goat cheese ice cream while the city has 75,000 homeless people.
- Tim tastes the chocolate potato salad mustard ice cream with fudge and potato chips.
- The mustard ice cream is not good, described as a visual gag that did not work.
- Cinnamon and honey fried chicken ice cream also tastes bad.
- Baked brie and fig cheesecake ice cream is not great either.
- The sour cherry pie flavor might be good, but The Rock is too busy endorsing Kamala Harris to focus on his business.
- The sour cherry pie is actually not bad.
- Tim asks whether it's bad taste or beautiful to scatter his mother's ashes in Maui, where she loved to go as a young person.
- Tim considers staying at the Four Seasons in Maui with his mother's ashes but worries people will get mad at him for not helping during the fires.
- Salt and Straw should stop making weird summer flavors—only the sour cherry pie is good, everything else is bad.
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