rant · moment 11 of 24
The Dairy Queen Blizzard and Raising Cane's Roof Bit
from Secret Service Sloped Roof Party | The Tim Dillon Show #401 · #401
2 min
Tim does an extended improvised bit inventing absurd alternate excuses for the Secret Service, involving a melted Dairy Queen Blizzard and spilled Raising Cane's sauce making the roof slippery.
- Secret Service agent on the roof had a Dairy Queen Blizzard that melted in the heat, turning into a slippery peanut butter cup hazard.
- Tim blames the melted ice cream and peanut butter cups on the roof as the reason the president got shot in the ear.
- Raising Cane's sauce covered the roof and made it too slick for anyone to access, creating the perfect cover for the shooter.
- Tim discusses doing an emergency reaction video with Alex that got two and a half million views.
- If this assassination attempt isn't fishy, then nothing is—something definitely doesn't smell right about the whole situation.