rant · moment 17 of 21
People Getting Cooked Alive on Phoenix Sidewalks
from Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show #396 · #396
3 min
He extends the Phoenix heat bit into a graphic hypothetical of elderly or overweight people passing out and being burned on the pavement while bystanders have to lift them up, describing it like cooking cheeseburgers on a griddle.
- Tim describes elderly people passing out on Phoenix sidewalks so hot they get burned by the pavement and start screaming for help.
- People cooking on the pavement like little human cheeseburgers that passersby have to either help or step over on their way into grocery stores.
- Phoenix is great if you can leave in June and come back in October, but staying year-round means dealing with people collapsing and burning on sidewalks.
- Tim warns that the reality of Phoenix heat is coordinating with strangers to lift up overweight locals who then collapse on top of you, both of you ending up burning on the pavement.