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Offering His Services to the Gilbert, Arizona Families

from Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show #379 · #379

3 min

Tim jokingly claims credit for solving the Gilbert, Arizona murders and offers himself "for sale" to help wealthy families caught up in drug scandals rehabilitate their image on his show.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim claims he's solving murders in his spare time and making Arizona streets safer without recognition from Governor Katie Hobbs.
  • He suggests the governor should call him to thank him for preventing crime in the state.
  • Tim announces he's for sale to help wealthy families evade drug charges if they sweeten the pot.
  • He offers to rehabilitate Gilbert families through Orange Theory franchises and appearance on his show to discuss fitness and counter lies about them.
  • Tim criticizes the Arizona families for being goons who haven't removed drugs from their houses.
  • His mother rented rooms to smart, conscientious drug dealers who would actually remove their stash when cops raided the house.
  • Tim pivots to warning that boomers will become more dangerous than street goons.
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