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Craving a Vacation and Relapse Jokes

from Patreon Bonus #186 - The Tim Dillon Show · #186

2 min

He talks about needing a break from the news cycle, joking about relapsing into drugs like heroin or crack after 12 years sober, and says the happiest people barely follow the news.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim questions why people care about others ending their lives, calling the country insane for preventing someone from dying while suffering.
  • Tim says he needs a vacation and wants to leave the country, specifically mentioning Florida as a place to sit on the beach and escape.
  • Going to Florida, you should relapse if you're sober—start smoking crack or shooting heroin, Tim jokes, as a way to end your career going out big.
  • Tim admits he's been sober for 12 years and every day wonders if he should start smoking crack cocaine to destroy his career.
  • Tim says he's tired of commenting on the news and doesn't want to be part of what he feels is killing everyone and destroying life on Earth.
  • The happiest people Tim knows barely pay attention to current events, but he can't tune out because it's his job as a commentator.
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