rant · moment 20 of 26
Craving a Vacation and Relapse Jokes
from Patreon Bonus #186 - The Tim Dillon Show · #186
2 min
He talks about needing a break from the news cycle, joking about relapsing into drugs like heroin or crack after 12 years sober, and says the happiest people barely follow the news.
- Tim questions why people care about others ending their lives, calling the country insane for preventing someone from dying while suffering.
- Tim says he needs a vacation and wants to leave the country, specifically mentioning Florida as a place to sit on the beach and escape.
- Going to Florida, you should relapse if you're sober—start smoking crack or shooting heroin, Tim jokes, as a way to end your career going out big.
- Tim admits he's been sober for 12 years and every day wonders if he should start smoking crack cocaine to destroy his career.
- Tim says he's tired of commenting on the news and doesn't want to be part of what he feels is killing everyone and destroying life on Earth.
- The happiest people Tim knows barely pay attention to current events, but he can't tune out because it's his job as a commentator.