rant · moment 6 of 17
Subway Is Human Trafficker Food
from Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405 · #405
2 min
Riffing off Kamala's food-price comments, Tim declares Subway the least-loved but most ubiquitous fast food, joking that it's mainly eaten by human traffickers doing rest-stop pickups on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
- Kamala Harris's first policy proposal targets price gouging from major food companies, though the food will still be poison but more accessible and cheaper.
- Price controls historically haven't worked—Venezuela and other examples show rationing, business closures, and reduced product availability.
- Subway has more restaurants than McDonald's and is now in crisis, possibly because fewer people are doing human trafficking.
- Subway is largely for human traffickers because rest stops along routes like the Pennsylvania Turnpike all have Subway.
- Tim describes pulling into Subway with human trafficking victims in a van and having to take their sandwich orders while armed guards watch them.
- One of the shaking human trafficking victims complains that the tuna isn't even really tuna.